Appetite
The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum for employment as a freak, and the following dialogue occurred:
‘Who are you?’
‘I am Enoch, the egg king.’
‘What is your speciality?’
‘I eat three dozen (дюжина) hen's eggs, two dozen duck eggs, and one dozen goose eggs, at a single setting.’
‘Do you know our programme?’
‘What is it?’
‘We give four shows every day.’
‘Oh, yes, I understand that.’
‘And do you think you can do it?’
‘I know I can.’
‘On Saturdays we give six shows.’
‘All right.’
‘On holidays we usually give a performance every hour.’
And now, at last, the young man showed signs of doubt.
‘In that case, I must have one thing understood before I'd be willing to sign a contract.’
‘What?’
‘No matter what the rush of business is in the show, you've got to give me time to go to the hotel to eat my regular meals.’